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Matt left something behind. Learn how to wash your car for free. Rich announces a phone line for caffeinated customers which is a toll-free number. Remember we have coffee and Better A$$ — Episode #411 – August 11th. 2023

Matt missed the term chicken clucker. Rich was better looking when he was 3 and after that it all went down hill. School buses will snitch on you if you’re in the car behind. Do you slow down in [...]

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Rich got his Christmas present when Matt held his breath for 3 minutes. Rich is now a certified installer. $500 Is waiting for YOU !!! You just have to click “somewhere” and print “something”. Matt had notes on a napkin and disposed of them responsibly after use. Episode #410 – August 10th. 2023

Matt and Rich have a soft spot in the heart. Rich gives away tips on how to save money on your electric bill. If you are a Couple in love, learn a perfect tip on what to do with a washing machine [...]

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Matt and Rich hold hands which is a sign of love and one step away from getting married. Cookie monster visited and got his hands in the jar in less than 3 min. There was a brain fart in the studio and guess who suffered. Episode #409 – August 9th. 2023

Rich admitted that if he ever has to move, it would look like a circus entourage and Matt can pack all he has in the green toaster. Matt is not a new billionaire because he did not buy the [...]

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Rich is lucky his father came home early that night, but he thought he was pregnant. Matt is disease free guaranteed, but he has other problems that are related to food and SEE FOOD DIET! Episode #408 – August 8th. 2023

Matt transmits only zero’s and ones via microphone, and he still didn’t get a date. He is clean like holy water so even Wuhan has nothing on him. Rich always put on clean shoes and perfume when [...]

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Matt gave warning to all dog walkers !! Sheriff came for Rich but hasn’t taken him away yet. He is already in jail. Europeans are missing in action but Walmart is full of exotic skin color. Episode #407 – August 7th. 2023

Matt shops in Walmart and is not happy. More info about Ritz, Hoffmann, McCabe, Lighthouses and purple hearts and the wealthiest city in Florida. Rich gives you 10 best beaches in Florida and one [...]

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Matt in Pajamas could be a nightmare haunting you for awhile but if this helps his dating life then Rich would go pajama shopping. Rich and Matt will tell you how to print $500 in your home legally ! Episode #406 – August 5th. 2023

Matt is a very touchy guy. He touches everything and uses the excuse that he is legally blind…LADIES, BE ALERT! You will say Buongiorno Milan with the right breakfast so get inspired with [...]

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Remember that Rich and Matt explain everything just once so pay attention! Rich suggests to buy shoes with Velcro and Matt already has slip ons because he doesn’t want to bend over anymore. Episode #405 – August 4th. 2023

It’s so hot that even Mexicans get tan and Guatemalan residents get burned out. Matt lost his thunder to Rich and refused to take a payment of 25 cents because Rich uses them as a deposit into [...]

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Matt eats two croissants so he is not limping around and suggests to grab some nuts!! Rich and Cindy Crawford were working for the same company at the same time but they got separated! Episode #404 – August 3rd. 2023

Rich started the show with pink ice cream. Do you have Room to go…. We will direct you to Cindy Crawford; we KNOW HOW. Hear how to go from 330 K to 10 mil ! Matt admits he spits watermelon seeds [...]

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Matt was in Chinese Neighborhood and came back not empty handed. Redneck healer is in the studio but it was not enough to fix the problem!! Episode #403 – August. 2nd. 2023

Matt asked Rich what is his favorite food and the answer will shock you. National Ice cream day made Rich to remind you about the time when the whole world stayed home with ice cream and Netflix. [...]

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Rich asked where all the LARD is going and Matt had to think about it. Irish thing to do is to give a kid 3 first names to make life easy. Kiss that did not change the frog into a prince. Episode #402 – August. 1st. 2023

Matt got TATRANKY from a happy European listener and he created his line that he wants on his gravestone. Richard Simmons is back as a subject. Captain Dana asked for us to share that parking is [...]

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